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Deadpan - Mother's day: You gave birth to me.
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Deadpan - New Baby: It will now take you two hours just to leave the house
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Deadpan - Baby: You have successfully given birth to a human child.
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Deadpan - You are a millennial, so this card mentions avocados.
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Deadpan - Good luck: I hope you are not humiliated in your challenge.
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Deadpan - Belated birthday: This card is late because it was...
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Deadpan - Anniversary: Astonishingly, I have remembered our anniversary.
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Deadpan - Get well: This card has not made you feel better, but...
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Deadpan - Anniversary: Remarkably, we are still together.
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Deadpan - Baby: You have a created another consumer of goods
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Deadpan - You are a teenager, so this card mentions TikTok.
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Deadpan - Mother's Day: You are the mother I've got.
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